About


 

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YOU: Creative, passionate and on-the-go. You are dynamic and innovative. Perhaps you excel at being in control, but long for a break from it all. Secretly, there is a part of you that yearns for something more: something rare and fascinating. Maybe it’s classic; maybe unconventional? A little of both? An opportunity awaits...

ME: A petite classic beauty, with a well-toned dancers body, sparkling green eyes, luscious curves in all the right places and a perfect heart-shaped derriere! A sophisticated sensualist who believes that the secret to life is “living your bliss”. You will find me warm and attentive with a refreshing sense of humor and healthy outlook on the world. I'm easy to be around and interested in cultivating genuine connection. Fortunate to be educated at a prestigious East coast alma mater, live abroad during college and experience growing up on the edge of the New York City art scene, you'll find me curious, open-minded, adventurous, and down to earth.

I consider life to be my classroom and take great joy in all of my experiences as opportunities to learn and grow. I'm equally comfortable hiking up the trails over the Pacific Coast Highway, as I am dancing the night away to old records, or admiring the runways at NY Fashion Week. As an artist with a passion for the outdoors, the beauty of nature is what drew me to the West Coast, where I now call San Francisco home. I enjoy reading actual books (I find them sexy!), basking in epicurean delights (more oysters, yes, please!), exploring music (everything from Bach to Coltrane to Kanye), appreciating art and film (from the modern and well-known to the more obscure) and pursuing the ultimate joie de vivre!

The biggest turn-on for me is someone who can enjoy an incredible conversation, yet who also loves to get out of their head and into their body…..

US: Together we will create an experience that lifts you to new heights. One that you will savor until our next encounter; deliciously layered from start to finish with fantasy, inspiration, and sensual delight.

As a Certified Massage Therapist as well as a holistic life and intimacy coach, I blend my expertise to draw out your deepest desires and stoke your inner fire. I believe pleasure, laughter and regular companionship are part of a healthy lifestyle that can illuminate deep truths, put us on our path, and keep us deeply nourished.
Envision our time together…

"I love the abstract, delicate, profound, vague, voluptuously wordless sensation of living ecstatically."-Anaïs Nin


Name: Mia Simone CMT Body Type: Toned Measurements: 34C-26-36 Height: 5' 2" Age: 28 Availability: Incalls/Outcalls 1st Language: English 2nd Language: French Eye Color: Green Hair Color: Blonde SIgn: Scorpio

Sessions

~San Francisco Offerings~


~Classic Sessions~

Signature FBSM Experience- My classic full body exploration combines Swedish & Shiatsu style therapeutic massage with plenty of sensual touch. I guarantee you'll see how incredibly gifted I am with my hands: 260/60min; 320/90min; 420/2 hours 

Signature FBSM Plus-A more focused sensual encounter that elaborates on my Signature style. Will leave you incredibly relaxed & smiling for days... 460/90min; 560/2 hours

Body-to-Body-Let me massage your whole body with my whole body, listening to soft, sensual music, covered in the finest organic unscented massage oil, in a warm,candlelit room. My absolute favorite session….380/60 minutes; 480/90 minutes

Please Note: I do NOT offer Full Service; please kindly refrain from asking.

 

~Specialty Sessions~

The Diamond Experience- My total creme de la creme deluxe session done completely in the nude and combining the best of both worlds this is my Signature Experience, followed by my Body-to-Body massage and perfectly tailored to suit your mood. You will leave refreshed and completely rejuvenated. Invariably, my most popular session….450/90 minutes; 550/2 hours

The Kinky Diamond Experience- Want to experience a body to body massage, while lightly restrained? A sexy, tie  and tease version of my most popular session. 550/90 minutes; 650/2 hours

The Velvet Experience-Let my body be your canvas as you explore the art of giving a woman a massage. This is a mutual touch experience ideal for both the seasoned connoisseur & novice alike. 460/90 minutes; 560/2 hours **I offer a more extended version of this session for clients seeking to explore Intimacy Coaching, please inquire***

The Executive Experience-Sip sparkling water or perhaps a little champagne while I dance for your
eyes only. Afterwards prepare to melt in my touch…my most extensive offering that combines my Signature Plus & Velvet Experience with your ultimate fantasy. 700/2 hours

~Fetish & Fantasy Sessions~

Leather & Lace- Perhaps you're tantalized by the idea of a bossy, more dominant woman who is happy to bring out a flogger? Or would you prefer if I teased & massaged you while gently tied up? Love the sight of woman's well manicured toes? I specialize in sensual domination, BDSM & the erotic edge. Perfect for those wanting to explore a full body sensual experience along with edging, fetish, role play, and/or sacred massage : 420/90min; 520/2 hours

Tie & Tease- A unbelievable session which entices your senses and pushes you to the edge while gently tied up: 420/90 min; 520/2 hours

The Bondassage Experience- A perfect combination of the art of sensual massage & light domination. It all starts with you, naked & kneeling...a leather collar around your neck & padded cuffs on your wrists & ankles. Your eyes are covered with a soft blindfold. Lightly secured to a comfortably padded massage table, you sink deeply into your body as you listen to specially selected sounds streaming within the room. Deep relaxation takes over, permeating every part of your being. Then, we incorporate innovative massage techniques with subtle breath & energy work, rhythmic body percussion, slow, luxurious flogging, and a delicious menu of skilled sensation play. You emerge blissful, satiated & energized, ready to focus on your life & your work: 650/2 hours 

 

~Considerations~

Outcalls are available to upscale hotels & doorman residences in downtown SF beginning at 90 min; please add 100 to cover travel costs.

Double (& Triple) Goddess sessions available if you’d like two (or more) smart, sexy women to put their hands on you (& each other) all at the same time. ~Please inquire~I have some lovely girlfriends who'd love to join us ;)

Dinner & a Massage and Extended Travel sessions are available to pre-established clients.

~Please add 50 for Sacred Massage to any Classic or Specialty Session~

Please Note: I do NOT offer Full Service; please kindly refrain from asking.

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~New York Offerings~

Signature Massage Experience- My classic full body exploration combines Swedish & Shiatsu style therapeutic massage with plenty of sensual touch. I guarantee you'll see how incredibly gifted I am with my hands: 260/60min; 360/90min; 460/2 hours ~please add 50 for Sacred Massage~

Fetish & Fantasy- Perhaps you're tantalized by the idea of a bossy, more dominant woman who is happy to bring out a flogger?  Love the sight of woman's well manicured toes? I specialize in sensual domination, BDSM & the erotic edge. Perfect for those wanting to explore a full body sensual experience along with edging, fetish, role play, and/or sacred massage : 360/60min ; 460/90min; 560/2 hours

Tie & Tease- A unbelievable session which entices your senses and pushes you to the edge while gently tied up: 350/60 min; 450/90 min; 550/2 hours

Body-to-Body-Let me massage your whole body with my whole (nude) body, listening to soft, sensual music, covered in the finest organic unscented massage oil, in a warm,candlelit room. My absolute favorite session….440/60 minutes; 540/90 minutes

The Diamond Experience- My total creme de la creme deluxe session done completely in the nude and combining the best of both worlds this is my Signature Experience, followed by my Body-to-Body massage and perfectly tailored to suit your mood. You will leave refreshed and completely rejuvenated. Invariably, my most popular session….650/90 minutes; 750/2 hours ~please add 50 for Sacred Massage~

The Bondassage Experience- A perfect combination of the art of sensual massage & light domination. It all starts with you, naked & kneeling...a leather collar around your neck & padded cuffs on your wrists & ankles. Your eyes are covered with a soft blindfold. Lightly secured to a comfortably padded massage table, you sink deeply into your body as you listen to specially selected sounds streaming within the room. Deep relaxation takes over, permeating every part of your being. Then, we incorporate innovative massage techniques with subtle breath & energy work, rhythmic body percussion, slow, luxurious flogging, and a delicious menu of skilled sensation play. You emerge blissful, satiated & energized, ready to focus on your life & your work: 650/90 minutes; 750/2 hours 

 

Outcalls are available to upscale hotels & doorman residences in Manhattan beginning at 90 min; please add 100 to cover travel costs.

 

 

 

 

 

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Reviews

Have a look at what others are saying about me:

 

"Finally a provider that meets and even exceeds the reviews as to service and looks…
Mia is a smoke show. Great body, great face, nice outfit, the whole package. Would repeat for sure."

 

"I'm a regular of Mia's for a reason. She sweet as hell, looks better in person, delivers one helluva massage, and oozes sensuality. I'm always in for a treat when I visit her..."

 

"Mia is a feast for the senses, voluptuous in all the right places and perky as hell. Her green eyes are captivating. Once Mia invites you into her sanctuary, you'll feel like the only man on this planet….."

 

"Has a beautiful dancers body. Highly recommend her. I have a little foot fetish and she was very open to that as well :)"

 

"….real upscale yet approachable beauty…."

 

"First and foremost, she is gorgeous with a great body and incredibly soft skin. She is fit, but very well proportioned. She has a lovely face as well. She definitely takes care of herself. Her location is convenient for parking… really nice, modern, spacious location."

 

"She is strong and sensual, intuitive and sensitive.… Nothing ever felt rushed…It was really a great experience all around. If you want a good massage from a true beauty, Mia is a winner. You will be too!"

 

"Met Mia for the first time in NYC in December and can definitely say that she was absolutely awesome. I am glad to have found her. She is as good as they come...really nice from start to finish. She looks better in real life than her pictures and has both sweet as well as sultry personality. Thank you Mia for a great time."

 

"Mia loves to dance and her body shows it well….She is petite athletic and curvy. I could easily converse with her for hours and she is well traveled and educated. From music, dance, psychology, travel and the arts she stimulated me as much mentally as physically. She is a true gem and is precious."

 

"From the time I spoke to Mia over phone to confirm a meeting till we parted ways after our time together, Mia was perfect. She sounds great, looks hot and is good at what she does. She has a really nice body, smooth skin and pleasant personality."

 

"Mia is a wonderful person with several diverse interests. The massage is specifically tailored to your needs and her sensual nature will leave you smiling. Definitely my favorite masseuse in the Bay Area."

 

"I found Mia to be very talented as well as attentive. And combined with her sexy body, it was an experience I will cherish till I meet her again. She is my 'go-to' girl from now on. Hope she keeps visiting the Big Apple frequently. I am already looking forward to my next meeting with her."

 

"Play nice, gents….Mia is a gem. In fact, I've already booked another appointment with her while writing this review! What are you waiting for?!"

 

Etiquette

MINOR DETAILS

I prefer our communications to be all about planning our special occasion together and not discussing details that are easily found here and other places on my website.

BEHAVIOUR

I want our time to be special for the both of us. My opinion is that our get-together is like a classic date, getting to know each other whilst exploring the mind and body. Please remember I am a lady and I request you treat me as such. Mutual respect and courtesy go a long way.

HYGIENE

As any gentleman would before engaging in a sensuous encouter, I expect that you will wash yourself throughly just prior to your time on the table. I will always offer you a shower once we have settled in. You will be much more comfortable knowing you are perfectly clean & that allows me to fully explore our select time together.

DISCRETION

I am a discreet person by nature. In return, I ask for the same pleasantry during our correspondence, our friendship and after we meet. Please be certain to thoughtfully follow my arrival directions, as they are to ensure safety for us both & ease throughout our meeting. If you can not follow these instructions, I will find it necessary to abstain from future meetings. As I do not offer illegal activities, discussing them will not be tolerated and I will be forced to end our correspondence if such discussion occurs.

CANCELLATION POLICY

An appointment for pleasure is also a business appointment. Please respect my time and yours by offering appropriate notice of cancellations or rescheduling. I appreciate at least twelve hours notice so that I can adjust my schedule accordingly. Preferring not to take deposits, if you fail to let me know within an appropriate time of our confirmed session you will be charged a fee upon rescheduling.

DONATION

At no point during our meeting will the donation be discussed. Please place in a white envelope, card, gift bag (or your favorite book:) and leave in a visible location upon arrival; if I am visiting with you, please leave next to sink in the wash room.

REVIEWS

The time I spend with you is private & I prefer not to have the details posted. However, if you wish to leave me a tasteful review, it would be much appreciated. Please contact me first to find out which review boards I am currently participating in. Merci beaucoup!

 

 

F.A.Q.

Where are you located?
In San Francisco, my private studio is located downtown in SOMA; close to the Financial District & Moscone Convention Center. (When visiting New York several times a year, my beautiful Manhattan studio is located in mid-town East, close to the 6 train.)

What is your studio like?
I have a spacious private studio in an exceptionally safe neighborhood with generally easy parking. It is a peaceful, serene oasis where we can enjoy ourselves undisturbed.

Do you provide outcalls?
Yes, absolutely. I provide outcalls to upscale hotels & doorman residencies in downtown San Francisco & Manhattan.

Are you really a CMT?
Yes. I am certified & well trained in massage & a variety of other holistic modalities. My sessions tend to blend Swedish, Shiatsu, & Thai massage, along with acupressure, energy work, & occasionally hot stones.

How far in advance would you like me to schedule a visit?
I prefer a minimum of 24 hours notice. As I am a very low volume ('quality over quantity') provider in high demand, my schedule tends to fill up quickly….adequate notice ensures we can find the perfect time for us both.

Are these pictures really you?
Yes, they are real & updated frequently. I am often told that I look even better in person. If you have any specific clothing requests please do not hesitate to ask….

Why is your face hidden & blurred in the photos? Can you send me pictures of your face so I can see what you look like?
 I'm a private person, by nature. The discretion with which I present myself is indicative of the care I will take with your privacy, as well. That being said, when you meet me you won't be disappointed!

Do you offer sessions with other providers?
Absolutely! As a genuine bi-sexual, I love to bring my girlfriends along for our session. I'm sure we'll all have a great time together;)

Are references really necessary? Can we just meet in a cafe first?
Trust is an integral part of our relationship. While I appreciate your need for discretion, my safety is as important as your privacy. If I cannot verify you, I cannot see you. That being said once you've been screened, I save none of your information aside from your phone number and the first name you wish to be called.

What are your expectations of me?
I expect that you be a gentleman at all times and respect any boundaries I have. Please be prompt & carefully follow my instructions upon arrival. Please do not arrive intoxicated. I ask that you leave the donation out in a visible place when you arrive at my studio; if I am visiting you, please leave the donation in the wash room next to the sink. Be prepared to relax & have a great time….you’re in expert hands!

Do you have a shower at your studio?
Yes, showers will be offered both before & after your session. I have organic soap & other toiletries available for your convenience. I use 100% organic unscented coconut oil & lotion for my massages.

Will you be a reference for me to see another provider?

Yes! If we have great rapport & we've seen each other in the past six months, I would absolutely love to be your reference. Please be sure to drop me a line letting me know which provider will be reaching out to me on your behalf.  In order to protect your privacy, I will never release any information about you or our time together without hearing from you first.

Who are your clients? Do you ever see women or couples?
Everyone is welcome to see me: my clients are men, women, & transgender folks of all backgrounds & orientations. As long as you are respectful & can pass my screening, you are welcome in my space. And, yes, I truly love couples!

Availability

 

Availability

***I am currently in Manhattan and taking appointments for Tuesday December 19 through Thursday December 21. I will return to San Francisco for appointents on Thursday January 4th, 2018.
I look foward to connecting with you soon. Happy Holidays!

As a well reviewed provider choosing to take a limited number of quality sessions, my weekly schedule is often full. Pre-booking well in advance is highly recommended. I recommend a minimum of 48 hours notice in order to find the time that works best for us both.

 

Same Day Appointments

If my schedule allows, same day appointments are always available to friends I have met with before- you are welcome to contact me by voice, text or email. If you are a new client and I am able to screen you right away, then a same day appointment may be possible, though I will need at least two hours notice. Please have your references ready and connect with me via phone, email or my secure screening form. Thank you!

 

 


Wishlist

Gifts or tips are never required, though always appreciated (and certainly never forgotten!)

I LOVE to be spoiled.....Below are some suggestions guaranteed to bring a smile to my face....

Lingerie: Agent Provocateur; La Perla, Cosabella ( US Bra size 34C/ Panties US 4-6, small)

Flowers: Dahlias, Stargazer lilies, Roses (of any & every color)....you can't go wrong with flowers!

Perfume: Le Labo Rose 31

Wine: White~Sancerre, Red~Pinot Noir, Sparkling~Veuve Clicquot

Music: I adore the classic sound of vinyl & have a particular fondness for jazz, r&B, and anything experimental.

Books: Poetry, literature, art, memoir....I love it all!

Clothing: Bloomingdales and Opening Ceremony are some of my favorite stores.

Dance & Outdoor Apparel: Lululemon, R.E.I.

Shoes: Jimmy Choo (US size 7.5/EU 37.5 )

Gift certificates: Always a perfect gift choice for the busy gentleman.... wonderful from any of my favorites. Of course, Amazon.com is classic.

Tickets to see the Golden State Warriors;)

Donations to the socially & environmentally conscious charities which I support, as nothing is more refined & refreshing than generosity towards others (please contact for more info) xo

 

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 "I must be a mermaid; I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living." -Anaïs Nin

 

                                               

Contact

I appreciate it if before you reach out to contact me that you thoroughly read my website. Most questions you have about my services, rates and availability can be found within. I would rather spend my time getting to know you then answering questions that can be found in the pages of my website.

Initial Contact

For your convenience I offer three different ways to initiate a conversation with me.

  • Via Email ~ miasimone@safeoffice.com

I check my email several times a day during the week (between 9am & 9pm) and twice on the weekends.  You can generally expect a response within twenty-four hours.

  • Via phone ~ 415-595-3735

I do have a phone number that you may use as a means of contact, however I am rarely able to answer it.  If you leave a voicemail, please remember to include when to call back and what number. Please note, I accept texts from *established friends* only. (I do not respond to texts as an initial form of contact.) KINDLY UNBLOCK YOUR NUMBER OR I WILL NOT RECEIVE YOUR CALL. Merci beaucoup!

  • Via Secure Screening Form ~ [please access via menu]

For your convenience and mine, you have the opportunity to expedite the booking process. Naturally, I give priority to those who take the time to thoroughly fill out the  form.

 

Screening

Security and privacy are essential for us both to establish a safe, open and honest dialogue. As an independent practitioner it's necessary for my safety and security that I verify everyone with whom I may meet. With that said, my discreet and painless screening process can be done via phone, email or secure contact form . Your privacy is my number one priority and any information you share with me will be treated with the utmost confidentiality and respect.

Please be prepared to offer your phone number along with either several independent provider references OR your professional website OR your LinkedIn OR your p411.
 

Important Note To Returning Clients

*You will always be my priority* If we have met before, there is no need to go through my screening process.  You are welcome to contact me anytime by phone, text or email to set up an appointment. I look forward to seeing you again!

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